Believe in the force, you must.

2008-07-14T00:05:00.001+08:00

人生自古谁无死，
有谁大便不用纸。
可是这里没有纸，
只有两片小叶子。
想啊想啊想到死，
还是决定不用纸。

2008-07-09T23:46:00.000+08:00

This is sooooooooo mad! Weeeeeeeeeee

2008-07-01T22:14:00.003+08:00

Aaron foresaw this image of a new band! So basically he drew this.
T = Ting Xuan = Emo Guitarist
ME = Aaron = BeatBoxer
K = Kevin = Drummer
AL = Alan = Disc(frisbee) Thrower/LEAD SINGER!!! YEH!!!!!!
H = Harry = Disk Scratcher(Jockey)

2008-06-28T18:36:00.003+08:00

远看大石头，
近看石头大。
石头果然大
果然大石头。
Amen.

2008-06-26T19:46:00.001+08:00

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2008-06-23T19:33:00.002+08:00

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2008-06-23T15:34:00.001+08:00

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2008-06-21T15:48:00.001+08:00

These are like the wierdest fortunes from fortune cookies :O

Sallow? wtfdat???

You have STD. gg.

-_-?

Lololololololol

A very informative piece of fortune here.

...........

Yes master...

Attempt Bakery Break.

Ironic...

2008-06-16T23:35:00.001+08:00

HELLO EVERYONE!!!!1!!1!11one!!1!eleven!!1!!1oneone!!1!1!
Today's entry shall be about retarded Classified Ads!
I hope to share some laughter into your supposedly assumed dull, uninteresting, tedious, dreary, mind-numbing, tiresome, lacklustre, unexciting, monotonous, repetitive, wearisome, humdrum, uninspiring, uneventful day (:

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"For Sale: collection of old people."

Now here's a good deal. "Tombstone: Standard gray, a good buy for someone named Grady."

"Honda Civic '96 (...) good condition, speaks Spanish."

"Human skull, used once only"

"1995 Nissan Maxima, (...) good condition, $4500. Not for sale"
He just wants people to know he's got it...

"For sale: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth mssing"

"GE Mammogram dish washer for sale"
Apparently, while you're washing the dishes, you just lean forward and it gives you...

"Soccer ball signed by either Pele, the former Brazilian soccer player (...), or by some guy named Peter, $75."

Full size Mattress (...) Like new. Slight urine smell"

"China cabinet buffet (...) few cat scratches but cat has been killed"

"Oak funeral handmade casket (...) Only used once"

"Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me."

"Turkey for sale. Partially eaten"

2008-06-15T20:56:00.000+08:00

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2008-06-14T22:42:00.003+08:00

Everybody loves kungfu fighting
Those kids were fast as lighhing
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

Everybody lets get horny...

2008-06-14T10:56:00.004+08:00

Joke session!

There was a fly that lived in Bob's moustache.
Whenever the wind blows, it finds it cold as it can feel the cold wind.
So it decided to find another place to live in.
It flew and flew. Finally it found a girl wearing mini-skirt and decided to go in, thinking it will be warm.
It slept there for the night. The next morning, it found itself back into Bob's moustache (:

2008-06-12T22:11:00.000+08:00

~~Mojojojo~~ jojo; fatty pooh-pooh is very sad about her precious hair being cut. On the side note, my whole body is aching, finger inclusive, thus this entry shall end here.

2008-06-11T20:52:00.000+08:00

Hello fellow viewers who have come specially to view my oh so ever viewable blog :)

The topic today will be stealthy Ninjas from India.
We call them Injas.

Firstly, what is a Ninja?

A ninja is a member of a feudal Japanese society of mercenary agents, highly trained in martial arts and stealth (ninjutsu), who were hired for covert purposes ranging from espionage to sabotage and assassination.

The ninja use of stealth tactics against better-armed enemy samurai does not mean that they were limited to espionage and undercover work: that is simply where their actions most notably differed from the more accepted tactics of samurai. Their weapons and tactics were partially derived from the need to conceal or defend themselves quickly from samurai, which can be seen from the similarities between many of their weapons and various sickles and threshing tools used at the time.^[4]

Ninja as a group first began to be written about in 15th century feudal Japan as martial organizations predominately in the regions of Iga and Koga of central Japan, though the practice of guerrilla warfare and undercover espionage operations goes back much further.^{[citation needed]}

At this time, the conflicts between the clans of daimyo that controlled small regions of land had established guerrilla warfare and assassination as a valuable alternative to frontal assault.^{[citation needed]} Since Bushido, the Samurai Code, forbade such tactics as dishonorable,^{[citation needed]} a daimyo could not expect his own troops to perform the tasks required; thus, he had to buy or broker the assistance of ninja to perform selective strikes, espionage, assassination, and infiltration of enemy strongholds.^{[citation needed]}

There are a few people and groups of people regarded as having been potential historical ninja from approximately the same time period. It is rumored that some of the higher-ranking daimyos and shoguns were in fact ninja, and exploited their role as ninja-hunters to deflect suspicion and obscure their participation in the 'dishonorable' ninja methods and training.^{[citation needed]}

Though typically classified as assassins, many of the ninja were warriors in all senses. In Stephen K. Hayes's book, Mystic Arts of the Ninja, Master Troicuk (pronounced troycock), one of the most well-known ninja, is depicted in armor similar to that of a samurai. Hayes also says that those who ended up recording the history of the ninja were typically those within positions of power in the military dictatorships, and that students of history should realize that the history of the ninja was kept by observers writing about their activities as seen from the outside.

"Ninjutsu did not come into being as a specific well defined art in the first place, and many centuries passed before ninjutsu was established as an independent system of knowledge in its own right. Ninjutsu developed as a highly illegal counter culture to the ruling samurai elite, and for this reason alone, the origins of the art were shrouded by centuries of mystery, concealment, and deliberate confusion of history."^[5]

A similar account is given by Hayes: "The predecessors of Japan's ninja were so-called rebels favoring Buddhism who fled into the mountains near Kyoto as early as the 7th century A.D. to escape religious persecution and death at the hands of imperial forces."

Next. Indians.

Some people might ask me this question, "What are Indians?"

Fret not! For I am here to tell you the definition.

Indians are infact citizens of the Republic of India! Feeling enlightened? (:

Now intermix both and you will get an Inja.

Injas are the most elite in the Ninja world. Combining both stealth and camoflauge, they strike at night taking their opponent out without them even knowing they're dead.

Now, what do Injas do for a living? Why they sell briefcases of course!

It's a very profitable business in which makes a lot of briefcase money for them to feed themselves and their young Inja ones (:

What do Injas do on Thursday?

Most Injas usually open a can of pringles during thursday at noon and sit around a campfire singing songs by Marry Popins while applying suntan lotions on their crops for better growth both croponomically and economically.

In conclusion, Injas are not one to be messed with unless you are looking foward to get "Selfishfied".

2008-06-11T00:53:00.000+08:00

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2008-06-10T23:01:00.001+08:00

This is a nice video (:

2008-06-10T22:37:00.000+08:00

Ta-ta ta-da-da-ta-da, dum-dum-da-da-dee-dum-dum!